The '00s 'minimal' layout

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Love me a skinny layout! Feel free to use the CSS variables to customize the layout, or edit the CSS itself.

Catch mouse and gave it as a present chase ball of string sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping...

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Tweeting a baseball attack like a vicious monster...

Purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human...